#🇺🇸😳WHY IS IT ALWAYS AMERICA
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🇺🇸💛WHY ARE MY EMOJIS SAYING I LOVE AMERICA. WHAT THE FUCK. I CHECKED MY FIRST FIVE EMOJIS 28 TIMES EARLIER AND IT WAS ALSO SAYING I LOVE AMERICA
ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨❤💋👨
#FUCK THIS I’M DOING IT AGAIN#🇺🇸😻WHAT THE FUCK#WHY IS MY FIRST EMOJI ALWAYS AMERICA#🇺🇸🤗STOP#🇺🇸😔FINALLY. SOMETHING I CAN AGREE WITH#🇺🇸🧐hmmmm#🇺🇸😁NO STOP#🇺🇸👩❤️💋👩YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#LESBIANS!!!!!!#🇺🇸😳WHY IS IT ALWAYS AMERICA#🇺🇸🥲ME RN#🇺🇸🫀HUHHHH#🇺🇸❤️🩹healthcare is rather expensive#🇺🇸❣️STOPPP#🇺🇸❤️🔥WHAT#🇺🇸😆DON’T LAUGH AT ME BITCH MY GENDER IS NOT AMERICA#🇺🇸💓AAAAAAA#🇺🇸💖IS THIS BC I DID A COUNTRY ACCENT A BIT AGO#🇺🇸💘IS THIS MY PUNISHMENT#🇺🇸👓I DON’T EVEN WEAR GLASSES. ARE YOU CALLING ME AN AMERICAN NERD?? I MEAN. I AM. BUT STILL#🇺🇸💛EVERYONE ELSE GETS ALL THESE COOL GENDERS#🇺🇸😻YOU KNOW WHAT I GET??? AMERICA. PATRIOT GENDER. THESE GENDERS ARE FUCKING REPEATING#🇺🇸🤗ARE THEY JUST GONNA REPEAT???#🇺🇸🤍WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD GENDERS#🇺🇸💌FUCKING STOP#🇺🇸🧐WHY IS IT THAT EVERY POST I SEE ABOUT EMOJIS THEY ALWAYS FUCK ME OVER#🇺🇸💞STOP NOW#🇺🇸😔AAAHHHHGGGGG#🇺🇸😁YO SOY LOCO UN POCO#🇺🇸👩❤️💋👩AT LEAST THERE’S LESBIANS
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it’s been over a year and still. the first five minutes of falcon and the winter soldier broke me now i can’t watch any mcu anything because all i see is sam falcon looking directly into the camera and saying hey kids did you know that international treaties preventing american military incursion into sovereign tunisian airspace are BAD🙅♀️because they STOP US🛑from CATCHING BAD GUYS🤬?? this treaty is dumb and exists for NO REASON🤨 why would the want to keep the UNITED STATES🇺🇸 out??? anyways we’ll respect the treaty even if it’s super inconvenient because us america always follows international law even if it’s dumb🙄 but look what almost happened😳 maaaaaybe US planes should be allowed to fly🦅wherever we want?😜
#like hi dod#it’s so. and they’re all actually like this this one was just not trying to hide it#love that in the mcu one french colonist is responsible for all crime in north africa. no context it’s just this one guy
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thank u for the tag angel @ssahotchswifemain 🥺🥺
reasons why you like/dislike your name: i like that it’s unique and i think it looks and sounds pretty! it does get annoying to have everyone mispronounce it tho
star sign: gemini 😳
country you live in: america 🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🎣🧨
favorite artist: currently declan mckenna!! and also the backseat lovers :) ALWAYS hozier <33
morning, afternoon, or evening: hmmm i’d say either afternoon or evening! i usually do the most fun things then. i do occassionally like the solitude and peace of mornings but usually i just wish i were still asleep lmao
siblings: one older sibling! they’re 22 :)
sexuality: bisexual 🤪 but also im like,,, demi when it comes to girls
favorite special item: SQUIGGLES THE ELEPHANT MY BELOVED <33 he’s my precious little man
five random facts
1. chocolate vs vanilla is too complex of a question and it confuses me when people can simply pick. some things are better vanilla and some are better chocolate
2. I have very strong feelings about pasta shapes.
3. I have been to a lot of concerts :))
4. i have never flown on a plane
5. my bi awakening was juliet from the original romeo and juliet movie
no pressure tags: @crystal-dee @indigoh4ze @piecesofem @st0nesnglitter @quindolyn <33
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